5:36

I feel like it has been 5:36 for the last 15 minutes.

iPhone Password Lock.

I feel like my quality of life has significantly improved since I removed my iPhone's password lock.

Stay Gold.

Nothing good lasts forever but I think I'm alright.

Internet Porn.

Sarah got home from her boyfriend's funeral.  She had just talked to his mother, who said that she was going to pick up his belongings from her apartment this evening.  Sarah turned on his laptop and began searching the hard drive for all of his porn.  She wanted to delete all of it so that his mom would never find it.  She found his stash hidden in a folder titled, "The Stooges - Fun House."  She deleted the folder and his firefox browser history.  Sarah turned off the laptop, lit up a cigarette and smoked it by the window, waiting for her to arrive.

Facebook Friends.

Facebook notified Sam of his friends' upcoming birthdays.  One of them had actually been dead for two years.  Sam thought this seemed ironic and questioned, whether he should unfriend people on Facebook if they were actually dead.  He had several  friends on Facebook that were dead.  Sara had died from eating disorders two years ago, David killed himself back in third year and Roy had died a few months ago in a motorcycle accident.  Sam didn't hesitate about unfriending Roy.  He didn't really know him that well.

Animal Farm.

No, sorry. I was mistaken.

It was the pigs that screamed and the cows that cried.

Not the other way around.

Alcohol.

Alcohol fueled productivity.

I feel like it's a time honoured tradition for writers?